Situations presented below may require you to have prior knowledge on certain historical events pertaining to religious/political beliefs and their relevance in modern times. This article neither supports, or condemns Zionism. No one religion is inferior to the other.

As oil derricks take one last plunge into the Arabian soil, or at least that is what we know from credible sources like Rupert Murdoch, Abu Dhabi, the capital city of the most flamboyant “not so deserted anymore” Arab nation recently dumped a chunk of its camel fat into the second largest microprocessor manufacturer in a bid to survive financially difficult times up ahead. That’s right America: one more to the Arabs. Welcome to Al-AMD; oil enriched godly micro chips for your PC. But should you really be concerned? Think again… the more the Arabs get, the shorter they live. Not that I do not care, but a “give-and-invade” strategy has been set up in the Middle East since WWII, a strategy well mastered and accomplishment by the disputed Jewish land of Rabbi’s; Israel. So what in the name of Isa’s second coming am I rambling about anyway?

Intel vs AMD; On the sidewalk, Christians!
After George Wimping Bush’s supreme 2-term reign in the office that led to the most stable America since “…”, and to our first black president in history (ironic?)- the two economies that seemingly dodged the onslaught of financial trouble are neither part of the Americas, or the European Union. They are in fact located in the ruins of violent religious history; the Middle East. It should then come out no surprise to you that a good number of US corporates are foreign owned. I wouldn’t call an American born Jewish entrepreneur a true American because deep down in his heart he wants Israel at the expense of whatnot. I wouldn’t call an American born Arab a true American either for the same basic reasoning. The fact that Jews got the smarter brains (our media lifestyle), and Arabs the bigger dough (biggest oil exporters), there is nothing a Joe Shmoe can do but spectate the proceedings of his country’s demise. Besides, it is too late to make a comeback anyway- we owe far too much to the Chinese and the Arabs for buying our debts, and Israel for running our businesses. If you disagree with me, you probably still believe that Apollo-11 was for real, and that Marvin Bush had nothing to do with WTC. But where does Intel and AMD come in?

Ever since Intel first established its office in Haifa some 35 years ago, it has since invested more than $6 Billion in Israel alone. Intel is also the largest employer in Israel with an estimated 7000 bright Jews chip-ing for it. Needless to say, anything good to have come out of Intel had something to do with Israel one way or another. And despite being frequently rocked by home-made missile attacks that always seem to miss their target, Israel continues to prove itself a reliable chip developer for Intel. Codename: Jerusalem will be the company’s last and most powerful processor. I can only begin to assume that there would only be 3 such processors, each powering a node on Temple Mount- the final resting place of the Third Temple.

Welcome to Al-AMD; Arabian fried chips!
The only rival to Israel’s Intel, AMD was at an urge of filing bankruptcy if it weren’t for the Arab sheiks’ ludicrous bonanza to keep it alive. While many Americans do not favor an Arab influence over AMD, they fail to realize the fact that it is because of this very deal that consumers, for the first time in microchip history, are able to buy flagship parts from both sides of the camp at half of what they used to pay previously. Even the juiciest of AMD quad core processors can be had for under $200. Compare this to yester years when we were spending over $500 on a single high-end CPU.

As it stands now, Abu Dhabi holds 18% of AMD with plans of raising its stake in the company. The spin off gives AMD the role of a design company, while Abu Dhabi’s investment firm Mubada Development Company takes in charge of manufacturing. From a consumers’ point of view, the future looks bright for the Sunnyvale outfit. And whilst it is too early to speculate a definite outcome, AMD doesn’t mind taking a piss at Intel. For the first time in 3 decades, the underdog has decided to take the game right up Intel’s butt hole, even if it lures it to unethical marketing measures. There is of course just one problem. Intel’s supremacy over microchips is in jeopardy. The Santa Clara based outfit is not only squeezing down on its profits, but it is also facing a fierce challenge from AMD’s graphics division, ATI.

Correct me if I’m wrong, Intel is bound to use AMD’s Arab venture to its own dirty profit. You just have to remember about the Intel-Israel-America connection. A high profile Intel official says this in his speech the other day, “We’re are very skeptical about AMD’s operation in the Middle East. We have a reason to believe that its microprocessors might be going in the wrong hands. It is for the freedom of our people that we put a stop to this virus from spreading.” A few months and Congress bills later, a floating ZIP code pops out in the Arabian Sea.

A Digital War over Holy Grounds:
How do you plan out an attack on a country that is host to the best hotels, the best cars, the best tourism spots, and the best of your retired countrymen? In my book of deception, Osama bin Laden is still alive, and plans on fertilizing Iran’s long-range missiles with AMD chips for added accuracy. The UAE denies this claim, but Mossad agents gather enough evidence they manufactured in Los Angeles. Time is running out for the Arab sheiks. They must either comply to the New World Order, or face prosecution by MK-77.

A sophisticated, and long due Zionist dream is coming to an end. We have lost our economy- lost our bread- lost the wars that weren’t for us to fight anyway- and even lost our faith in God. Wake up America: there is a big world outside.

Not to be misunderstood:
Isa: Jesus in Arabic  literature
Zionism: is not limited to radical Jews, but it is also accepted among some Muslims and Christians.
Temple Mount: The holiest site in Judaism- 3rd holiest in Islam
MK-77: Banned fuel gel bomb massively used by US forces in Iraq and Afghanistan (see Napalm)
Floating ZIP code: Aircraft carrier
Wake up America: Seriously, wake up!

1. Ego
   December 26, 2008, 03:16
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   Im looking forward to Phenom II processors for AM3 socket. If only AMD could sell them for less than $300- we have an obvious winner.

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2. rickie
   December 31, 2008, 16:16
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   lol. no war over businesses.

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3. Ahmed
   January 25, 2009, 12:41
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   “If you disagree with me, you probably still believe that Apollo-11 was for real…”

   Yea, right, Russians just siletly took the spit in their face, losing lunar race. They shamefully smashed their ship on lunar surface same day as Apollo successfully landed and sure Russian KGB did not find that Apollo was fake in 50 years, but some smarta$$-Saad did.

   Smells like a “drinker with writing problems”.

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4. Saad Riaz
   January 25, 2009, 17:30
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   @Ahmed:
   Real or not- is not the issue. If it were for real, how do you know? What objective did the Apollo accomplish apart from nailing the American flag on the moon? Do you also believe that there is life possible on other planets (in practical terms) that we’re told so by the same people? Do you realize how important it was back in the day to have a bird up in the sky? The Russians have their spy-sats set on us, and we have ours set on them. Even Dubai owns a private sat. these days.

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5. Eric
   February 16, 2009, 01:38
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   Don’t take it too seriously guys, this entry was written sarcastically. Although, I do agree with the author somewhat, as in, we’re too much into technology without knowing about its whereabouts. The arabs are buying it- the chinese are faking it- and the isralies are ruling it. But hey, I love my iphone and I’m not even gay ;)

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6. Jim
   June 12, 2009, 21:03
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   I’m uncertain if the author here is for or against AMD’s involvement with the Middle East, but I’m not so sure it’s a bad thing. Part of my reasoning is that I’ve worked with both of these companies and came to adore only one, that was AMD. Intel, in my mind equates to the death-star from Star Wars.

   In addition, I abhor witnessing the bombing and torture of innocent civilians. How would you feel if your home and family were bombed from above, wouldn’t you feel some remorse? I certainly would. The US involvement in the Middle East has been an abominable travesty from where I stand.

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7. Saad Riaz
   June 17, 2009, 14:06
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   Author Update: Didn’t believe me then, how about now?
   Today is: June 17 2009. AMD chips are found in Iran’s rocket research facilities despite the fact that the company has not authorized its chip sales to Iran. Just Google the story. You’ll find it on your favorite coporate liars’ websites.

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8. Kylie Batt
   April 21, 2010, 18:06
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   По моему мнению Вы не правы. Давайте обсудим. Пишите мне в PM, поговорим….

   Преподаватель That’s right America: one more to the Arabs. Welcome to Al-AMD; oil enriched godly micro chips for your PC…..

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