Why don’t gAypple call Mac a PC and move on with life? Underneath those smooth boob-ish curves is just some PC hardware running a non-Windows operating system. Perhaps the term ‘PC’ is too general for the gayness of Apple. Let’s call it a Mac- look at me: I’m Mac and successful. Or in words of the great American philosopher, Steve Jobs, I’m ignorant and homosexual.

In desperation, every i-thing that has ever come out of the Cupertino outfit tries to prove itself different when it plainly isn’t. The iPod was, and still remains, the most expensive audio/video player to date. Don’t get me started- you will find hundreds of quality iPod-equivalent music video players online for less than $100. But you still bought the iPod, didn’t you? Why… because you’ve been fed a whole load of marketing insanity.

The iPhone- please! I’d rather buy a Windows-PDA. I suppose you’ve never come across a Nokia N-series phone either. The Mac Airbook- so thin and fragile it breaks if you fart on it.

Factually, you’re already gay, and this surveys proves it. The question is, how gay are you? Statistically, America is the most religious in all of western democracies. But religion is merely overstated when everyone’s a homosexual.

If it’s a cell phone with Internet connectivity is what you want, any old bollocks will suffice.