Her first professional nudeography came at the age of 15- now counting days to yet another, I am sure, memorable moment; Playboy with botox touch-up. She has been downright the favorite teen Disney pop star for years. Your kids absolutely love her, so why not take them out to her concert: tickets start at only your week’s wage. After all, you cannot possibly get more out of your money than a mediocre singing performance by Miley Cyrus live in concert. The girl is just your average singer. Call me crazy, but she is no voice of an angel- a lot of buzz, but no soul. I believe there are people out there who can be morally distasteful to start with, Vanessa Bitchins, but Miley is still only 16. It is not her fault why she has lately been a subject of controversy, not that she has been up the duff already, the way Disney markets her makes me sick to the bone. And if you are a hantana loving parent yourself, you are not helping much to subvert my expectation.

What makes Miley Cyrus so great?
Is it her voice? You wish… a 6-year old sings better. Is it her acting? Has to be, how else could one redeem one’s self by posing nude for the masses, whilst making a few million bucks anyways, and still come out dry clean as if nothing had happened. Is she a looker? Come on, people, she is only 16, let us talk about Ashley Tisdale, No!

Nevertheless, Hugh Hefner from Playboy reckons that he will wait for the day the fruit fully ripens. Good idea. Let ‘em grow naturally!

Don’t feel all bad though, there is a lot of hantana goods up for grab to cheer you up; pencils, backpacks, clothing, bed covers, toys, video games, and other notorious nuisance. And if you still have any credit left on your account, how about Hannah Montana on Bluray?

The kids’ role model?
When I was a kid, sex was not even a recognized word, how embarrassing, a 3rd grader could write a wiki on tea-bagging. Kids these days like to be a part of the the buzz, you know the buzz? Celebrity pregnancies, nudity, private affairs, drugs, and rehab. It only takes a Google search. Give it a try: “Miley Cyrus Prego”, what comes up? Speaking of which, the only real way of filtering out porn off of the Internet is to simply switch is off, not the porn, it can be a life saver in desperate times.

Where do you draw the line?
There’s Miley Cyrus on TV everyday, followed by Youtubism full of montanist fanboyism. The next day at school, this kid shows of her limited edition Montana backpack for which she proudly paid $50. Now your kid blames you for not buying her anything, ever, a blame normally associated with phrases like ‘I hate you dad’, ‘You’re not the boss of me’, and among her friends, ‘My dad is such a loser’, ‘My mom sucks’. Okay… the American dream I understand. Great going parents. This is what you get when you have no control over your siblings.

And there is more to come!
I believe it is safe to assume that montanism is to remain a phenomenon for quite some time, not unless we do something about it. Disney wants to make more off of the HM brand, too bad Miley wants to move on with her life. Daddy’s little girl is all grown up.

Fancy more TV?
Who is behind the success of Miley Cyrus? Her father, to an extent, I give you that, but you, the audience, keep paying for her voyages so that one day your little girl walks up to you to tell you, and don’t you dare turn your head away, “daddy, I’m pregnant”. Fancy more TV? Change the channel. Beep.

1. Doug
   December 6, 2008, 21:21
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   She’s the best damn singer around… NOT

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2. sanator
   January 26, 2009, 15:43
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   Love the advice. Thank you. :)

   Reply

3. Kylie Batt1
   June 13, 2010, 19:06
   3

   В этом что-то есть. Благодарю за помощь в этом вопросе, теперь я буду знать….

   http://rel” rel=”nofollow”> менеджер по страхованию Her first professional nudeography came at the age of 15- now counting days to yet another, I am sure, memorable moment; Playboy with botox touch-up…..

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